Would-be Dendrophile Banned From Park

A Scottish man has been banned from a public park in Airdrie, Scotland after he attempted to violate a tree.

According to The Daily Telegraph the Sheriff’s Court of Airdrie heard that William Shaw, 21, entered the park, dropped his pants and simulated a sex act on a tree. He is said to have pleaded not guilty.

Shaw was released on bail and ordered to keep his distance from the park.



C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
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