Booze makes Frankenstein a monster

A 39-year-old Toby Keith fan with no business in his mullet was left looking a little the worse for wear after a run in with Ohio police on August 27th.

Ohio police said that when they arrested Forrest Frankenstein for “going crazy” at a Toby Keith concert, he threatened them and banged his head against the partition of their cruiser.

Frankenstein claims that he had been drinking and had no recollection of the events leading up to his arrest and head wound. As of August 31, 2010, he was being held on an $80,000 bond on counts of menacing, disorderly conduct and vandalism.


C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
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