Postal worker delivers mail in the buff, gets arrested

Like that episode of Seinfeld taught us—there’s good naked, and there’s bad naked.  Just to clarify, any naked that gets you arrested is bad naked, no matter how noble your intentions may be.

A Wisconsin mail carrier claims he was only trying to cheer up a woman on his route who seemed, as he put it, “stressed out,” when he decided to deliver her mail on December 4 in nothing but his birthday suit and (hopefully) a well placed mailbag.

Upon further review, the 52-year-old postal employee realized he made quite the mistake, telling police that maybe delivering the mail bare assed wasn’t the smartest thing in the world to do.  Seeing that there’s an examination that must be passed to become a postal worker, you’d think that our man here would have figured that out in advance of performing his duties completely nude.

The mail carrier was arrested a few days after the incident for lewd and lascivious behavior.

The only concern I have is, with it being December 4, and Wisconsin not known for it’s balmy winter temperatures, was there a significant amount of shrinkage, and if so, who’s stress level did that affect more—his or hers?

[ABC 13]