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You can call this sordid tale a case of boy meets girl (on Craigslist), boy sets up rendezvous with girl, boy’s real girlfriend comes home early, boy calls police to report girl as burglar, boy gets charged with falsely reporting an intrusion. You know, that old chestnut. Listen up...
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Xiao Lee of China wanted nothing more than to surprise his girlfriend, Wang Xue, on her birthday by giving her an expensive necklace. Lee’s plan was to hide said necklace in Xue’s birthday muffin, then sit back and watch her face light up in delight when she discovered her...
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These poor, defenseless hummingbirds definitely weren’t flying the friendly skies. More like the sweaty, rank, crotchtastic skies in this Dutch guy’s pants. That’s just gross. Yes, that picture is exactly what it looks like—over a dozen live hummingbirds lining a man’s pants in a vain attempt to smuggle them...
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Sure, an exploding toilet sounds like an hilarious gag, but in reality, when a crapper blows up because of increased water/air pressure, it’s not laughing matter. An unidentified woman who is an employee at the General Services Administration Building (GSA) in Washington D.C. was on said toilet when it...
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Amos Wayne Richards is a 64-year-old gentleman from Concord, North Carolina, who thought he’d hike the Little Blue John Canyon in Utah after seeing it featured in the Oscar nominated film 127 Hours. That’s all fine and dandy. I mean really, who amongst us hasn’t been inspired by a book,...
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Animal abuse is never funny, except when it involves a drunk woman and a duck, so long as the duck is OK when all is said and done. And in this story, the duck turns out just fine, so we can make light of the fact that this woman...
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Sweet sassy molassey, that looks absolutely horrific. If you’ve ever wondered what a CT scan of a pair of pruning shears impaled in a man’s head looks like, there you go. Leroy Luetscher, an 86-year-old gentleman from Tuscon, Ariz., was tending his garden on July 30 when he accidentally...
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Doesn’t look like much of a boss, but George Howard, a 58-year-old man from Louisville, KY., is most definitely a boss, after cops pulled him over late Wednesday night. The police noticed Howard’s vehicle swerving multiple times, nearly hitting another car. The officers also noticed Howard taking a sip...
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I don’t know what’s more incredible—the fact that the robber used the semi-truck to smash into the sex shop, or that there’s a sex toy out there that retails for $800. Cops in Lorain County, Ohio are searching for said burglar who stole a transport truck, then used it...
You can call this sordid tale a case of boy meets girl (on Craigslist), boy sets up rendezvous with girl, boy’s real girlfriend comes home early, boy calls police to report girl as burglar, boy gets charged with falsely reporting an intrusion. You know, that old chestnut. Listen up...
Xiao Lee of China wanted nothing more than to surprise his girlfriend, Wang Xue, on her birthday by giving her an expensive necklace. Lee’s plan was to hide said necklace in Xue’s birthday muffin, then sit back and watch her face light up in delight when she discovered her...
These poor, defenseless hummingbirds definitely weren’t flying the friendly skies. More like the sweaty, rank, crotchtastic skies in this Dutch guy’s pants. That’s just gross. Yes, that picture is exactly what it looks like—over a dozen live hummingbirds lining a man’s pants in a vain attempt to smuggle them...
Sure, an exploding toilet sounds like an hilarious gag, but in reality, when a crapper blows up because of increased water/air pressure, it’s not laughing matter. An unidentified woman who is an employee at the General Services Administration Building (GSA) in Washington D.C. was on said toilet when it...
Amos Wayne Richards is a 64-year-old gentleman from Concord, North Carolina, who thought he’d hike the Little Blue John Canyon in Utah after seeing it featured in the Oscar nominated film 127 Hours. That’s all fine and dandy. I mean really, who amongst us hasn’t been inspired by a book,...
Animal abuse is never funny, except when it involves a drunk woman and a duck, so long as the duck is OK when all is said and done. And in this story, the duck turns out just fine, so we can make light of the fact that this woman...
Sweet sassy molassey, that looks absolutely horrific. If you’ve ever wondered what a CT scan of a pair of pruning shears impaled in a man’s head looks like, there you go. Leroy Luetscher, an 86-year-old gentleman from Tuscon, Ariz., was tending his garden on July 30 when he accidentally...
Doesn’t look like much of a boss, but George Howard, a 58-year-old man from Louisville, KY., is most definitely a boss, after cops pulled him over late Wednesday night. The police noticed Howard’s vehicle swerving multiple times, nearly hitting another car. The officers also noticed Howard taking a sip...
I don’t know what’s more incredible—the fact that the robber used the semi-truck to smash into the sex shop, or that there’s a sex toy out there that retails for $800. Cops in Lorain County, Ohio are searching for said burglar who stole a transport truck, then used it...