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Welp, my work is done here—no need to finish this story, because everything you need to know resides in that ridiculous, yet informative, headline. But I will, because, as always, there’s more to the story. Pictured here is Karl Ludwig Eichner of Naples, Florida, and he is the man...
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And it’s all thanks to a little conniving from comedienne Lisa Lampanelli. Normally I’m not a big Lampanelli fan, but this is downright brilliant. Here’s the scoop (and probably the only time you’d want more of those Westboro Baptist nutjobs protesting outside your event)—Lampanelli promised to donate $1000 for...
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By now you’ve heard that there’s a group of people out there—led by former NYC transit worker Robert Fitzpatrick—who believe that this Saturday, the 21st of May, is judgement day. The end of the world. Armageddon. If you’re one of the lucky ones who gets called to God’s kingdom...
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To say that Don Gorske of Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, loves him some Big Macs would be the understatement of the century. The retired prison guard’s love of the famous McDonald’s sandwich has stretched out over the last 39-years—he ate his first one back on May 17, 1972—and this...
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I’m sure there’s a ton of people out there who are glad that this precedent has been set, especially when you find out that the woman pictured here, Ana Catarian Bezerra, is not only legally allowed to masturbate at work, she can also use her employer’s computers to surf...
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Well of course he did…those costume udders are for decoration only. This past Tuesday at the Walmart in North Stafford, Virginia, a man dressed in a cow costume crawled into the store, grabbed a cart, loaded up with 26 gallons of milk (worth approximately $92), and strolled out of...
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This is one of those stupid stories that gets stupider the more you read it, so hold on to your hats folks. Simon Ledger was performing at the Driftwood Beach Bar in Sandown, Isle of Wight, when he broke into his rendition of the 1974 disco classic “Kung Fu...
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Because nothing says classy like a couple of royal family tattoos on your choppers. And by classy I mean absolutely ridiculous. Just don’t tell that to 29-year-old plumber, and Royal Family enthusiast, Barmy Baz Franks, who paid £1,000 (roughly $1600 U.S. dollars) to have the images of Prince William...
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Is that with or without tip? Investment banker John Belitsky and pal Dan Wuebben are the madmen behind this rather expensive journey. What started out as a matter of proving Belitsky’s father wrong (the father, a former cabbie himself, told his son that no taxi driver would ever drive...
Welp, my work is done here—no need to finish this story, because everything you need to know resides in that ridiculous, yet informative, headline. But I will, because, as always, there’s more to the story. Pictured here is Karl Ludwig Eichner of Naples, Florida, and he is the man...
And it’s all thanks to a little conniving from comedienne Lisa Lampanelli. Normally I’m not a big Lampanelli fan, but this is downright brilliant. Here’s the scoop (and probably the only time you’d want more of those Westboro Baptist nutjobs protesting outside your event)—Lampanelli promised to donate $1000 for...
By now you’ve heard that there’s a group of people out there—led by former NYC transit worker Robert Fitzpatrick—who believe that this Saturday, the 21st of May, is judgement day. The end of the world. Armageddon. If you’re one of the lucky ones who gets called to God’s kingdom...
To say that Don Gorske of Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, loves him some Big Macs would be the understatement of the century. The retired prison guard’s love of the famous McDonald’s sandwich has stretched out over the last 39-years—he ate his first one back on May 17, 1972—and this...
I’m sure there’s a ton of people out there who are glad that this precedent has been set, especially when you find out that the woman pictured here, Ana Catarian Bezerra, is not only legally allowed to masturbate at work, she can also use her employer’s computers to surf...
Well of course he did…those costume udders are for decoration only. This past Tuesday at the Walmart in North Stafford, Virginia, a man dressed in a cow costume crawled into the store, grabbed a cart, loaded up with 26 gallons of milk (worth approximately $92), and strolled out of...
This is one of those stupid stories that gets stupider the more you read it, so hold on to your hats folks. Simon Ledger was performing at the Driftwood Beach Bar in Sandown, Isle of Wight, when he broke into his rendition of the 1974 disco classic “Kung Fu...
Because nothing says classy like a couple of royal family tattoos on your choppers. And by classy I mean absolutely ridiculous. Just don’t tell that to 29-year-old plumber, and Royal Family enthusiast, Barmy Baz Franks, who paid £1,000 (roughly $1600 U.S. dollars) to have the images of Prince William...
Is that with or without tip? Investment banker John Belitsky and pal Dan Wuebben are the madmen behind this rather expensive journey. What started out as a matter of proving Belitsky’s father wrong (the father, a former cabbie himself, told his son that no taxi driver would ever drive...