JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • Lacing beer with Viagra seems like a dangerous combination

    Not to your health mind you, but the effects of the Viagra, combined with the alcoholic effects of beer, could lead to some unexpected coupling with members of the opposite sex. Which may be what the brains behind the “Royal Virility Performance” beer, Brewdog brewery, are going for.  Why...
  • How much would you pay for Prince William and Kate Middleton PEZ dispensers?

    Or better yet, how much do you think a Royal Family superfan would bid on these pair of PEZ dispensers?  Because no matter what number you came up with, I can almost guarantee that you’re way off. The winning bidder, an anonymous resident of Connecticut with the user profile...
  • Woman rewarded for donating kidney to stranger by losing her job

    Pictured here is Amy Donahue, a Phoenix woman on the receiving end of a bum deal, after she lost her job because she failed to meet the monthly sales goals.  Her reason—she took a few days off work, about seven sick days and personal days in total, to prepare...
  • 92-year-old woman allegedly fires a gun at her neighbor after being refused a kiss

    This is 92-year-old Helen Staudinger, a sweet-looking, white haired old lady who looks like she’d be a nice grandma. But behind those wrinkles and drawn-on eyebrows, Staudinger harbors a darker, more sinister side to her.  A side that will (allegedly) plug your house full of holes if you don’t...
  • Woman shows up for court with monkey in her bra

    Please don’t rub your eyes in disbelief, because that headline is as real as it gets.  What, you’ve never hidden a tiny primate wearing a cute pink dress in your undergarments?  Hasn’t everybody? Whether you have or you haven’t, chances are that if you did, you probably didn’t smuggle...
  • 40-year-old burnt meat pie is a part of the family

    You know the old saying, “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade?”  Well, when life gives you a burnt meat pie, make it a family heirloom.  That’s what 73-year-old Tony Johnson did, and now look, the thing has its own hat and everything. Back in 1972, this overcooked beyond...
  • Lets meet Chilean Miljenko Bukovic and his 82 Julia Roberts tattoos

    Look, I like Julia Roberts as much as the next guy, but not so much that I’d ever get a tattoo bearing her likeness anywhere on my body.  Redd Foxx sure, but not Julia Roberts. But there are people out there so infatuated with the toothsome star that they...
  • Cook gets jail time for lacing cop’s food with pubic hair

    Pictured here is Ryan Burke, a 27-year-old cook from Southern New Jersey, who came up with a fiendish plan to exact revenge on the police officer who ticketed him for traffic violation—a disgustingly evil plan. Last February, Burke spotted said cop as he place his breakfast order at Good...
  • London ice cream parlor offering ice cream made of human breast milk

    You know how some ideas look good on paper, but don’t really work out to well when put into motion?  Well,  this idea doesn’t look good on paper, in motion, or anywhere else for that matter. Icecreamists, a London based ice cream parlor, is debuting it’s newest concoction, “Baby...