JeffG, Author at We Interrupt

JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

Elderly woman’s daily pizza habit ends up saving her life

JeffG

February 23, 2011

The next time someone gives you grief for eating way too much pizza, kindly remind them of this story, then treat yourself to an extra slice. 82-year-old Jean Wilson of Memphis loves her pizza—so much so that she ordered a large pepperoni pizza everyday for the last three years. ...
Singer’s attempt at viral YouTube fame lands him in loads of trouble

JeffG

February 19, 2011

21-year-old Evan Emory is a guitarist/comedian who’s attempt at creating a viral YouTube video has landed him in a boatload of trouble. How much trouble? The worst kind—he’s charged with felony of making child abuse material, a charge which could land him 20 years in prison. All because of...
Armed notebooks are cool, lifelike, and not airport friendly

JeffG

February 17, 2011

Ever wished you had a notebook with a gun, knife, grenade, or some other type of weapon molded onto the cover? If the answer is yes, then you may have a problem—not with getting your hands on one, but the fact that you actually desired one in the first...
Inmate smuggles 30 items into jail…all hidden in his rectum

JeffG

February 16, 2011

*rubs eyes* 30 items in one rectum? Call Guinness because that’s got to be a world record. Sure, the contraband was stuffed inside a condom, but it should be a world record nonetheless. Neil Lansing, a homeless Florida man, went before a judge this past Friday after being arrested...
Immigration officer comes up with clever plan to get rid of his wife—put her on the “No Fly List”

JeffG

January 31, 2011

As clever as it is twisted, this little stunt backfired on said immigration officer, as he ended up getting fired, deservedly so, for his transgression. But I’m getting ahead of myself. A British immigration officer working for the UK Border Agency was looking for a way of getting rid...
Plastic surgeon worried about looking like William Shatner to undergo first facelift

JeffG

January 30, 2011

This is Dr. Richard Ellenbogen, a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and apparently he believes he looks like William Shatner. Personally, I don’t see the resemblance, but even if I did, since when does looking like arguably the greatest actor of our generation become a bad thing? That being said,...
When is a wheelchair not a wheelchair? When authorities say it’s a tank

JeffG

January 21, 2011

Jim Starr has been confined to a wheelchair since 1999, due to chronic back and joint conditions, a neurological issue, and arthritis. The wheelchair he uses for everyday use isn’t designed for outdoor use, so he went out and got himself the Tank Chair you see there, complete with...
Burglars mistake man’s ashes for cocaine a little too late

JeffG

January 19, 2011

A pair of miscreant Florida burglars got the shock of their life after breaking into a woman’s home and stealing what they thought was an urn full of cocaine and/or heroin. Turns out the urn was full of the ashes of her deceased father. The thieves also took a...
Attack of the killer cow leaves Florida man critically injured

JeffG

January 9, 2011

Poor Oscar Wilcox of St. Lucie County, Florida. The 70-year-old was out mending a section of fence at his ranch when the unthinkable happened—he was attacked by a crazed, bloodthirsty…cow? Yes, cow. But this was no ordinary cow. No sir, this was a lean, mean, unkillable machine, with 12-18...