JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • Giant Sea Worm Discovered by Aquarium Staff in England After Coral Reef Destroyed

    Aquarium staff at Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium in Cornwall, England were left scratching their heads after some coral reef and fish were left devastated, with no known cause. The display was staked out for several weeks, but the cause of the devastation was never revealed.  Not until the staff...
  • Fake Waiter Scams Customers Not Once, But Twice

    It appears that the residents of Hoboken, New Jersey are either extremely trusting, or extremely dumb.  How else to explain how a man posing as a waiter scammed not one set of customers, but two sets of customers at two different restaurants this past Thursday. The crafty suspect is...
  • Woman Gets Shot in the Head, Makes Herself Some Tea

    In a truly bizarre story out of Birmingham, Alabama, a Mississippi woman is lucky to be alive after being shot point blank in the head by her husband, who then turned the gun on himself and committed suicide. The tale is tragic to say the least, yet at the...
  • Student Designs MP3 Player for your Fetus

    Well, you knew it had to happen eventually.  A design student from Canada has come up with a specially designed mp3 player for the unborn child.  It is designed to wrap around the expectant mother’s waist and transmit music to the growing fetus. Scientists have said for years that...
  • Rookie 911 Dispatcher Helps Couple Unaware of Pregancy To Deliver At Home

    The very idea that a husband, let alone a married couple, has no clue that the woman is pregnant seems almost preposterous.  That is until a story like this comes along. Seems that a very shocked Ryan Emmons placed a call to 911 after his equally shocked wife Carri...
  • Baby Pythons Escape on Qantas Flight

    In a scene eerily reminiscent of the movie “Snakes on a Plane”, four baby Stimson pythons escaped from their holding container on a Qantas passenger plane, forcing the cancellation of two flights. The flight originated from Alice Springs and was on it’s way to Melbourne, with 12 Stimson pythons...
  • Passenger Lands Plane After Pilot Dies

    Want to know what’s worse than flying back with your family after your brother’s funeral?  Turbulence?  Poor service?  No peanuts?  Try having to land the plane after the pilot dies. Doug White of Archibald, Louisiana did just that.  Flying with his family from Marco Island, Florida to Jackson, Mississippi following...
  • Cops Bust Norwegian Couple Having Sex… While Speeding

    It’s bad enough getting nailed by the cops doing 133 kmh in a 100 kmh zone, it’s even worse to do it while having sex with your girlfriend.  Such is the case of a 28 year old Norwegian man and his 22 year old girlfriend, who at first were...
  • Couple in Heated Divorce Fighting Over…Dog Sperm?

    For the most part, going through a divorce is not easy, and from time to time they can turn particularly ugly. Such is this case from Pontiac, Michigan, as Karen Scully and her ex-husband Anthony Scully argue over who has the right to their dog’s sperm. You read correctly...