Luca Colonnese

Limited production music, fiction and comedy. Actually, very limited. To follow on Twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/child_of_glass"> Child of Glass</a>
  • Justin Bieber not among volunteers for Mars mission

    NASA are planning a one way trip to Mars, they’ve begun keeping a list of volunteers to go there, and take on terraforming the Red Planet. In itself the news isn’t that interesting, however the fact that over 400 people have come forward, including celebrities like John Travolta is...
  • Turtle smugglers arrested by Los Angeles customs officers

    In what was clearly a slow day in LA, two turtle smugglers were arrested after customs officers found over 50 live turtles hidden in snack food boxes. Atsushi Yamagami and Norihide Ushirozako were placed under arrest on Friday at the LA International Airport. Both are charged with illegally importing...
  • Not, the Mona Lisa

    Sega wants you to pee on their video games

    It had to happen, it was inevitable, after the old urinal cake bulls-eye game we men all know and love, the Japanese now have high tech urinal video games. These games called Sega Toylets will be installed over normal everyday toilets. Four mini games are planned at launch, mostly based...
  • Saudi Arabians arrest Israeli spy-bird.

    In what at first seemed like the plot of an old Mel Brooks comedy, Saudi officials have caught, then later released a vulture that was tagged with a University of Tel-Aviv GPS. Later the whole affair took a more serious turn, when Saudi officials, began accusing the Israelis, of...
  • Chinese computer maniac dead, tombstone kinda funny

    A previously unknown Chinese computer maniac -I hate the word NERD, possibly for being one myself- Hu Chuang has died, so his family decided to honor his memory (pun), by having a granite computer made and by using it as a tombstone. I think I speak for everyone here...
  • Nadal vs Federer on water

    A Janet Jacksonesque diet of oxygen and water? Tennis players having a debate on fluids? No, it’s an actual sporting event. It seems that Federer and Nadal have played this tennis match, on a floating court in Qatar, a country not renowned for its abundance of water. It’s not...