NJ Sullivan

A freelance writer & radio announcer with a general love for the bizarre, the weird and the unique.
  • New memory stick doubles as sex toy

    Because they some how think we need this… Designers for Crave in San Francisco have created a USB stick drive that doubles as a vibrator for women. Now you can store your PowerPoint presentation on the thing that gives you pleasure. It’s a waterproof, 16GB device that’s sleek and...
  • this wasn't how things were meant to turn out

    Pole snaps, Russian athelete falls on face

    The IAAF World Championships, August 2011, in Daegu South Korea will be remembered in Russia as the day the pole snapped. At least it will for Dmitry Starodubtsev, his family and some close friends. The Russian pole vaulter was trying to make a jump of 5.75 meters when his...
  • 12-year old boy delivers own baby brother

    In Campbell River, British Columbia, the Edwards are happy to welcome their fifth child to the fold. They are even more ecstatic that the baby boy was delivered by the eldest, 12-year old Gaelan. As the story goes, Gaelan was watching T.V. when he heard his mom wake up,...
  • Man tells judge his profession is criminal [FAIL]

    In the world of the stupid criminal… A Florida man made his ruling a clear case of “guilty” when the judge asked him what his job title was and he told the truth – criminal. It was the first time in 22-years that U.S. District Judge William Dimitrouleas heard...
  • Scottish teen risks life everytime she brushes her hair

    Most of us brush our hair every day and night without consequence. For 13-year old Megan Stewart brushing her hair could kill her. Doctors have diagnosed the teen with a rare condition called “Hair Brushing Syndrome.” It is so rare Stewart’s doctors have actually only heard of one other...
  • Drunk woman refused bikini wax, assaults salon staff with towel BUSTED

    Having a couple of glasses of wine before getting a bikini wax is a common aesthetic secret among women. Getting loaded before one isn’t and can result in short tempers and police arrests. That’s how it played out for a 39-year old Iowa woman. Anna Bacon-Silveira threw a couple...
  • Man goes fishing, hooks scuba diver

    He thought he caught the big one. But it wasn’t the big one he wanted. In fact, when 61-year old John Goldfinch’s fishing pole bent and reeled, what he pulled in was a scuba diver. Goldfinch had hooked the diver by his crotch and would have pulled him in...
  • 12-year old shows cops how to do their job

    When Jessica Maple’s mom sent her to the Fulton County District Attorney’s Office crime fighting summer program, she probably thought it’d be a good thing to keep her kid out of trouble. But I bet, like any 12-year old, Jessica was hoping to use what she learned to solve...
  • US driver tries to use feet to stop truck, Flintstone style FAIL

    Oh gosh darn it! Dem brakes o’ mine don’ work. I gotta try ta use ma feet again. Perhaps this was the train of thought that inspires a 24-year old American man to try and stop his truck with his feet a la Fred Flintstone style when his brakes...