alcohol

  • Drunk Man Tries to Smoke Hearing Aid while Stopped by Cops

    Driving when intoxicated is a stupid thing to do. Even stupider is trying to smoke your hearing aid when cops stop you to see if you are driving when intoxicated. That’s what 53-year old David Wagner did when cops pulled him over on suspicion of driving under the influence....
  • 3-Year Old Treated for Alcoholism in England

    In the world of disgusting parenting, a 3-year old in Britain is being treated for alcoholism. Not alcohol poisoning… alcoholism. Yes, you read right. Sadly at that. According to reports the toddler was regularly given alcohol and thus became addicted to the drug, which is one of the world’s...
  • “Smart” 9 Year Old Refuses to Drive with Drunk Mom

    A 9-year old Michigan girl proved she’s smarter than her mother when she took action to insure she didn’t have to drive with her drunk parent. Latanya Evans, aka mommy drunkest, and daughter were at a local Bank of America when the little girl slipped the teller a note...
  • Foul-mouthed French smoker arrested over in-flight assault

    A 34-year-old French national will be discovering the nuances of the American legal system after he was charged with assault and interfering with flight personnel. The criminal complaint against one Franck Lebrun said that he “did knowingly and intentionally assault and intimidate a flight crew member and flight attendant...
  • Ohio man blames DUI arrest on Ozzy Osborne

    Makes sense to me…but not really. William Liston was arrested on Christmas eve on suspicion of driving under the influence.  Cops pulled him over as he drove through a suburb of Cleveland, and when questioned by police, Liston gave a rather uniquely odd reason for being drunk while behind...
  • Bulls drunk on own fermentations

    Irish veterinarians are experiencing an undesirable side effect of the falling price of potatoes – drunk bulls. County Meath-based veterinarian Peadar O’Scanaill explained: The rumen of a bull is a large fermentation vat where the starch of the potatoes mixed with its sugars, turns into alcohol. In the first...
  • Serbian man hailed as a drunken hero after accidentally killing murderous shark

    A shark that had been terrorizing the famous Egyptian resort of Sarm El Sheikh has been killed, albeit inadvertently, by a drunk Serbian man who’s now being hailed as a hero.  The shark had injured four people and killed one unfortunate tourist during his reign of terror. Dragan Stevic...
  • Now you can hire a better drinking buddy

    A Ukrainian company called Kind Fairy offers an interesting service, for a fee they will provide you with a professional drinking buddy. Now, you may well be thinking that the idea sounds stupid, childish even – but these are sophisticated drinking buddies that are there to provide entertainment and...
  • Ethanol-fueled god dispute ends in double homicide

    A disagreement between four Russians over the existence of good ended in a stabbing that left two of them dead. A woman, her son, a male roommate and a male relative decided to get philosophical and discuss god after consuming a liter of pure alcohol (which they downed with...