stupid criminal

  • Man Arrested While Riding Horse Drunk

    Got a horse? Make sure you don’t ride it drunk or you could get arrested. That’s what happened to a man in Bunnell, Florida. He was riding his horse, after have a few too many alcoholic bevvies, and ended up attracting the attention of the police. You see, he...
  • Fast-Food Thief Caught After Eating At Scene Of Crime [Allegedly]

    In the world of the stupid criminal… A 40-year old man in Detroit was nabbed for a robbery he committed 3 months earlier because he went back to the same restaurant that he had robbed. Yes, the unnamed suspect from Pontiac, went into the McDonald’s in the suburbs of...
  • Fugitive drug dealer arrested thanks to Facebook photo with wax President Obama

    And now in the world of the stupid criminal… meet Michele Grosso. Sicilian Michele Grosso, 28, fled his hometown in 2008 to evade capture. A drug dealer on the run he made his way to London, England where he took up residence and began working as a waiter. Perhaps...
  • Door-to-door flashing enthusiast knocks on wrong door

    In the land of the stupid criminal… A 22-year old man has been arrested after a night of door-to-door flashing came to an abrupt end at the door of an interim police chief. Brody Hall, knocked on the wrong door that fateful morning at 6:15 a.m. He pounded away...
  • Man tells judge his profession is criminal [FAIL]

    In the world of the stupid criminal… A Florida man made his ruling a clear case of “guilty” when the judge asked him what his job title was and he told the truth – criminal. It was the first time in 22-years that U.S. District Judge William Dimitrouleas heard...