Fire bell alarm clock
Some people might say that this fire bell alarm clock is a little too easy to turn off – what with the huge button in the center of it and everything. We disagree, there is no way you are getting back to sleep after hearing something this annoying.
Price: $15
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Marvel Super Heroes Glass Tumblers
Unfortunately, you can’t mix and match this set – or there wouldn’t be enough Wolverine glasses to go around. Besides, if Captain America doesn’t do it for you, you can always make it the guest cup.
Price: $24.99
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Mine Train Railroad Spike Bottle Opener
If ever there was a more manly bottle opener – we have yet to see it. Seriously, the mine train spike bottle opener is a coal train spike – artfully re-purposed the old-fashioned way… by a blacksmith.
Price: $14.95
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Lump of Coal Soap
Once upon a time, Christmas presents had to be earned – and parents got to express their disappointment by putting a lump of coal in little Johnny’s stocking. Unfortunately, that is no longer socially acceptable, as it has been deemed cruel and hurtful. Soap, for some reason, gets a pass – which makes for a great loophole.
Price: $5.99
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Star Wars Light Saber Chopsticks
These could very well be the chopsticks you were looking for – they are officially licensed and come in a variety of Jedi and Sith flavors, including Luke Skywalker (blue or green), Darth Vader, Yoda, Mace Windu, Darth Maul (they snap together).
Price: $12.99
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Bacon Scented Candles
These bacon-scented candles are made using rendered bacon fat – so that delicious cured pork smell that gradually fills your home is all real. They have a range of uses, from providing light when the power is out to torturing vegans.
Price: $15.99 (Temporarily out of stock – more coming on December 20)
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Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup Candle in a Can
This 14.5 ounce candle in a can smells just like Hershey’s chocolate syrup – and like the aforementioned syrup, it too smells much better than it tastes. You can get 90-110 hours of chocolate-scented burn-time out of this bad boy, which makes it a pretty good deal.
Price: $13.95
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Hand Forged Iron Eating Utensils
These hand-forged iron eating utensils were lovingly hand-crafted by a burly blacksmith. If you are looking to make a statement at your next renaissance faire or if you simply want to tell your significant other that you don’t trust his or her washing up skills, these are the utensils for you.
Price: $49.99 $39.99 (reduced)
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Pac-man Moleskine Notebooks (limited edition)
These limited edition Pac-man Moleskine notebooks were made in honor of Pac-man’s 30th anniversary and came by way of Moleskine Asia. Once they are gone they are not coming back (until Pac-man has another significant anniversary, anyway).
Price: $14.95 – $39.95
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