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    Justin Bieber adds prostitutes to entourage, gets expelled from Rio hotel

    Canadian pop singer Justin Bieber was expelled Wednesday morning by a hotel in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil for attempting to enter it with “up to” six prostitutes, after leaving a brothel wearing only a bedsheet. The singer went into a rampage destroying hotel amenities and causing over $6000 in...
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    Michael Douglas’ claim to have caught cancer from cunnilingus refuted by his agent

    Golden Globe nominee and famous actor Michael Douglas claims he carries HPV and blames oral sex for his throat cancer. Douglas, 68, says that he probably caught the virus from giving cunnilingus to some unspecified partner. HPV, doctors say, can indeed trigger cancer, mostly for women in...
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    Rocker Tommy Lee Jones Asks Calgary Stampede To Stop Stampede

    “Dude, it’s the old west, not ancient Rome.” Those are the words rocker Tommy Lee, of Motley Crew, wrote about the Calgary Stampede’s chuckwagon race and he wrote them on behalf of animal rights activists PETA. Lee was in town playing with Motley Crew when he decided he should...
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    Germany’s Next Top Model Contestants Infected With Head Lice

    It’s a tragedy in the world of modeling and perhaps one of the strangest twists in the reality TV world. Two contestants on Germany’s Next Top Model have head lice.  The drama! Anna Maria, a 16-year old favored to win the season, was the first to be confirmed with...
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    Bassist’s Craigslist Ad Could Be Funniest Ever, Goes Viral

    Thanks to The Daily Swarm for sharing this Craigslist ad from a bassist looking for work. It’s an ad that any aspiring and professional musician, actor, writer, painter, artist of anytime can appreciate, mostly for it’s arrogance, demands and well blatant egotism. It reads: Bass Player Available NOW (Nashville...
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    Photographer Uses Scotch Tape, Makes Unique Portraits

    Photographer Wes Naman’s has a unique take on the traditional portrait. Using tape to disfigure his subjects, he creates pieces that stick in your mind. It’s an idea Naman says he got when he put tape on himself while setting up lighting. All of the models are his friends...
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    Sir Paul to sit in for Kurt Cobain in Nirvana reunion: God kills kitten.

    It must really be the end of the world: Sir Paul McCartney, only surviving member of The Beatles, vegetarian, knighted by Her Majesty The Queen of England in 1997, is to replace Kurt Cobain in a Nirvana reunion gig for the Sandy superstorm relief concert. McCartney, I remind you is...
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    Ghost in an Elevator Prank Will Make Your Day

    Elevators can feel like double-wide coffins at the best of times. On a normal day they get you where you want to go but that ominous warning: “Do not use elevator in case of fire” is always there, putting you on edge. Anyway, they beat the stairs, 99.9999% of...
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    Justin Bieber Puking Gets Animated

    Pretty much everyone in the world knows that pop sensation Justin Bieber threw up on stage during a concert in Arizona. He blames milk. Skeptics like to think the good boy was loaded drunk. Whatever the reason, he puked and now thanks to our friends at Taiwan’s NMA TV,...