Luca Colonnese

Limited production music, fiction and comedy. Actually, very limited. To follow on Twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/child_of_gla55"> Child of Gla55</a>
  • JustinBieber

    Justin Bieber adds prostitutes to entourage, gets expelled from Rio hotel

    Canadian pop singer Justin Bieber was expelled Wednesday morning by a hotel in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil for attempting to enter it with “up to” six prostitutes, after leaving a brothel wearing only a bedsheet. The singer went into a rampage destroying hotel amenities and causing over $6000 in...
  • india mars mission

    India sends unmanned orbiter to Mars

    The Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO) has sent an unmanned mission to Mars, joining a group of several other countries in a relatively low profile race to the Red Planet. The rocket, which took off on Tuesday from Sriharikota, a small and remote island outside of Chennai, should reach Mars...
  • space earth

    Is the Earth heading for (another) little ice-age?

    Our Sun is about to change its magnetic field polarity, says  solar physicist Todd Hoeksema. Beware of the alarmist websites that will shower the Internet with cobbled up pseudo-science, they will try and convince you that the end of the world is coming… Again. It’s not the case. We’ve been...
  • Yes, someone took a picture of the blob of fat

    15 ton “fatberg” retracted from London sewer

    An enormous fatberg was retracted from the London sewers. The 15 ton mass of congealed fat, baby diapers and other hygienic material was recovered by the Thames Water co. and took three weeks to clear out of the pipes it was clogging. The massive blob was found under London Road in Kingston,...
  • porn3n-1-web

    Chinese man shows illegal porn on giant outdoors screen

    A Chinese IT worker known only as Yuan, accidentally showed some pornography on a giant screen at Jilin Station for about 10 minutes, causing a crowd to agglomerate and risking up to two years because in China, pornography is forbidden. Chinese media explains that the bumbling IT guy had...
  • tyres

    British F1 Grand Prix’s exploding tires

    The 2013 F1 Grand Prix almost had catastrophic results as four cars had their rear left Tyre explode during the race, some at speeds in excess of 190km/h and one car, Perez’s McLaren exploded it twice forcing him to retire. British driver and ex-world champion Lewis Hamilton had great...
  • caron

    Ottawa single-mom loses three limbs to infected Shih-Tzu bite

    It’s a widely known misconception that dog’s saliva is antiseptic. Even after some research I wasn’t able to find the origin of that urban myth but it’s definitely just that, a myth. Don’t believe me? Just ask Christine Caron. The mother of four had to have three limbs amputated...
  • young-boy-haircut

    Haircut police soon in effect in Quebec’s Outaouais region

    The Canadian province of Quebec has been undergoing scrutiny of late because of alleged corruption scandals all over the place, some time ago MacLeans, a leading public affairs magazine had a cover story where they stated that Quebec was the corruption capital of Canada. Even after the Quebec political...
  • wtf1

    Air Sex is a real thing!

    Since the summer of 2009, Air Sex World has been touring more than 14 cities with their Air Sex championship which consists of a bunch of participants “acting out” sexual acts much like playing air guitar. They are judged by a panel of air sexperts (insert smiley face here)...