Naked Man Waving Lettuce Arrested After Crashing Wedding

In the world of the stupid criminal…

A man in Lincoln, Nebraska, has been arrested and charged with indecent exposure after he crashed a wedding waving  lettuce.

Yes, Kevin P. Gill, 36, was a stranger to the people getting married and all their guests. Witnesses report he pulled up in his pick-up truck, jumped out and started waving his lettuce saying he was there to feed the animals. He then got back into his truck, drove about 150m (400 feet), got out again and stripped naked. Then Gill just stood there.

Police were called and when they showed up Gill was in his truck. They arrested him on suspicion of driving the wrong way and indecent exposure. Not sure if drugs were involved but it seems to be a very strong possibility. No alcohol was found or smelt on Gill.

If he wasn’t high and it was a mental issue hopefully he gets the proper help.

One thing is certain, this is going to be a wedding memory that will overshadow how beautiful the bride looked in her dress. Hopefully the happy couple have a good sense of humor.  [ Source]

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