stupid criminals

  • man

    Naked Man Waving Lettuce Arrested After Crashing Wedding

    In the world of the stupid criminal… A man in Lincoln, Nebraska, has been arrested and charged with indecent exposure after he crashed a wedding waving  lettuce. Yes, Kevin P. Gill, 36, was a stranger to the people getting married and all their guests. Witnesses report he pulled up...
  • police_tape_lights

    Murder Suspect Butt-Dialed Police Before Crime

    And in the world of Dumb Criminals… A man in Florida is accused of murder or coordinating the murder after he alerted police to the potential crime by butt-dialing 911. As the story goes,  Simon Scott got into a fight with another man in a Waffle House house parking...
  • cracking the safe isn't as easy as it looks

    Thieves blow loot before touching it

    In the world of the stupid criminal… Thieves in Zimbabwe left empty handed after they blew all their money before they even touched it. Literally, they blew up all the money in the safe. The would be robbers obviously didn’t do their homework and used too much explosives to...