dumb criminals

  • Naked Man Waving Lettuce Arrested After Crashing Wedding

    In the world of the stupid criminal… A man in Lincoln, Nebraska, has been arrested and charged with indecent exposure after he crashed a wedding waving  lettuce. Yes, Kevin P. Gill, 36, was a stranger to the people getting married and all their guests. Witnesses report he pulled up...
  • Son Beats Disabled Father Over Kool Aid Dispute

    In the world of the best son ever ridiculous domestic abuse cases… A 22-year old Florida man punched his disabled father several times in the head because the man told him he was making the Kool Aid wrong. Brandon Antron Crosley lives with his 47-year old dad, who is...
  • Murder Suspect Butt-Dialed Police Before Crime

    And in the world of Dumb Criminals… A man in Florida is accused of murder or coordinating the murder after he alerted police to the potential crime by butt-dialing 911. As the story goes,  Simon Scott got into a fight with another man in a Waffle House house parking...
  • Chinese gangster loses phone, pictures go viral

    Let’s say you’re a gangster. You’ve chosen a life of crime, debauchery and violence as your path to success and avoidance of criminal punishment. While the thrill of the job might get you going every morning (or afternoon because I’m sure you pull different hours than regular Joe’s) there...
  • Fugitive drug dealer arrested thanks to Facebook photo with wax President Obama

    And now in the world of the stupid criminal… meet Michele Grosso. Sicilian Michele Grosso, 28, fled his hometown in 2008 to evade capture. A drug dealer on the run he made his way to London, England where he took up residence and began working as a waiter. Perhaps...
  • “Mc-Butt In” tasered at drive-thru and charged, BUSTED

    A woman in North Carolina has been charged with second-degree trespass (and her three year old child taken into protective custody) after she refused to go to the back of the line at a McDonald’s Drive Thru. Apparently she couldn’t wait that long for her fast food fix. Evangeline...
  • Thief breaks into SUV, steals woman’s teeth

    For the past few weeks, residents of Bridgeville, Pennsylvania, have been victims of a series of car break-ins. One or more thieves are smashing the windows of vehicles to grab the goods they want. It seems they’re not too picky about what they take. Kathy Saunoras had the window...
  • Police capture 19 criminals with fake promise of free beer

    Operation Rocky might be the smartest police operation in the history of modern police. At least it was cost effective and proved that some criminals are indeed dumb. Nineteen wanted criminals were arrested after police tricked them into going to a designated place for a free case of beer...