Cocaine Found In Space Shuttle Hangar

NASA has confirmed that a small baggie of white powder that was found in the hangar of space shuttle Discovery is in fact cocaine.

A shuttle maintenance worker is reported to ahve found the baggie outside the men’s room of the shuttle hangar and reported it to security. The contents of the baggie were tested.

NASA is hoping to send the culprit to the unemployment queues but an investigation currently underway at the Kennedy Space Flight Center has, as of this moment yielded nothing.

According to PopSci, Allard Beutel, a NASA spokesman, told SPACE.com:

There are no obvious indications of anyone acting oddly or under the influence.

This author’s suggestion, start with the guy that pulls crazy overtime but never seems to get tired.