ultraviolence

  • Threatening boyfriend (allegedly) scores self-inflicted gunshot wound to butt

    Twenty-seven-year-old Johnathan William Hartman found himself fronting Yellowstone County Justice Court by video for allegedly sticking a piston in his girlfriend’s mouth. It would seem karma had plans for Hartman, as he accidentally shot himself in the buttocks when he put his gun down the back of his pants....
  • Ethanol-fueled god dispute ends in double homicide

    A disagreement between four Russians over the existence of good ended in a stabbing that left two of them dead. A woman, her son, a male roommate and a male relative decided to get philosophical and discuss god after consuming a liter of pure alcohol (which they downed with...
  • Wife bit off husband’s tongue in heat of passion

    A Wisconsin woman found herself charged with mayhem-domestic violence after things soured in her marital bed two nights ago. Karen Lueders, believed to be in her 50’s, is accused of biting off half of her 79-year-old husband’s tongue when he refused a request to “toss her salad” on the...
  • Footballer takes a bite out of opponent’s neck [Cannibal of Ajax]

    Rather than let his fists do the talking in an altercation with PSV Eindhoven midfielder Otman Bakkal, Ajax ace Luis Suarez decided to creative and use his teeth… to bite Bakkal’s neck. It was all over fast enough that the referee missed the action, but it was picked up...
  • Twenty-year-old student becomes Chief of Police in violent Mexican town

    I’m sure that more than a few people were left scratching their heads when a Marisol Valles, 20-year-old criminology student became the top cop in the town of Praxedis Guadalupe Guerrero. People normally devote years of fighting their way up the chain of command to become Chief of Police...
  • Police miss knife in dead man’s back

    Kent, United Kingdom: British police in called to the home of 66-year-old Antoine Denis by worried neighbors apparently had other things on their mind than the dead guy slumped on his back in the bedroom. Presumably, they chalked the up to natural causes – because the undertakers called the...
  • Woman travels 200+ miles to kill rude commenter

    Most people who have grown up with computers have dabbled in little comment trolling at one stage or another. Many times, it is just a bit of semi-harmless fun, where nobody really gets hurt – but some people carry things too far, or react too strongly to things they...
  • Bongo Jesus stuns harsh critic with guitar… to face

    Madison, Wisconsin:When confronted by a harsh music critic, a street musician named Bongo Jesus AKA Brandin Hochstrasser, chose to let his guitar do the talking. When a 54-year-old man commented on Hochstrasser’s “questionable guitar playing”, the 31-year-old took the criticism to heart and smashed the guitar in question over...
  • Cop has run of terrifyingly bad luck

    Next time you have a bad day at work, spare a thought for the guy pictured above. The smiling police officer is Pc Jason Mepham and he just had a pretty bad day of work. Mepham can count himself lucky that he didn’t drown in a vat of chocolate...