The scientists speculate that the motivation behind the tampering is a desire to save the world by preventing researchers from finding the Higgs boson, which is also known as the “God Particle.”
The men suggest that they have proven mathematically that the universe would “ripple backward through time” in order to save itself from catastrophe.
One could even almost say that we have a model for God.
He rather hates Higgs particles, and attempts to avoid them.
In the case of the Higgs and the collider, it is as if something is going back in time to keep the universe from being hit by a bus.
It must be our prediction that all Higgs producing machines shall have bad luck.
The LHC is due to start up again next month, assuming everything works this time, an Ig Nobel may well be in the offing for doctors Nielsen and Ninomiya.