Swiss Prostitutes To Jump-start Elderly Hearts

Lugano, Switzerland: Swiss brothel owners are now taking precautions to safeguard the well-being of senior clients, they are stocking defibrillators and training their prostitutes in their use.

The recent death of a pensioner who had chemically augmented his flagging libido was described by one brothel owner as, “bad for business”. It wasn’t the first fatal heart attack in the area.

The Telegraph reports that local health experts back the move.




C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
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