Suspicious Bag That Closed Roadway Contained Laptop and Lots of Porn

by April 27, 2010 2317 Views


An abandoned backpack that shut down a major airport roadway was revealed to hold a laptop computer and a large amount of pornographic material.

The backpack, which was found near the entrance to Philadelphia International Airport’s Terminal A-West, prompted the closure of Arrivals Road for after a bomb sniffing dog detected a suspicious scent. UPI reports that bomb technicians were called to the scene as the road remained closed for 30 minutes – before they realized that the bag’s contents were more embarrassing than dangerous.

In the words of Homeland Security Chief Inspector Joseph Sullivan:

There was a laptop with a pretty large battery in there and porn. A lot of porn.

The mystery porn aficionado who has not been identified can presumably reclaim his porn cache from the Department of Homeland Security can do so by calling their Citizen Line.

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by C. S. Magor - Apr 27, 2010

C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
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