Woman at a Party Gets All Bitey After Being Called “Fat”

It’s only semi-ironic that this poor girl bit the person who called her “fat”, only because she did it out of anger, and not because she was going to eat the little prick.

The supposedly chubby attacker is Anna Godfrey, who hails from Lincoln, Nebraska.  Seems Anna was at a party when the victim and his friends got into a verbal altercation with some partygoers as they were leaving the shindig.  Words were exchanged between the victim’s group and some of the party guests.  One of those words was “fat,” and it was directed at Ms. Godfrey.

This apparently angered Godfrey so much that she chased the insult-throwing man for half-a-block before catching up to him and his friends.  Once she caught up to them, she tackled the dude who called her “fat,” one Christian Bandiola, and bit off a chunk of his ear, a la Mike Tyson.

The piece of ear Ms. Godfrey ripped off of Bandiola could not be located, meaning he’ll either have a gaping hole in his ear, or he’ll require plastic surgery.  Pretty sure he won’t be calling anyone “fat” or “fatty” or “lardass” again anytime soon.

For her bitiness, Godfrey was arrested on suspicion of felony assault, but thankfully she was not charged with eating evidence.

[CBS News]