Pigeon Held Under Armed Guard on Suspicion of Spying

Even if they resort to torture, I don’t think they’ll get him to talk.

The pigeon in question was found in India’s Punjab state, which borders Pakistan, with a ring around it’s foot and a Pakistani phone number and address stamped on it’s body.  Indian police took the bird into custody, believing it to be on a  “special mission of spying”.

The pigeon has since been medically examined, and is being held in an air-conditioned room under watch by armed guards, in case the bird plans an escape, or the rest of his flock attempt a jailbreak.

Senior officers have requested updates on the situation three times a day, as well as the frequency of newspaper changes in the prisoner’s cage.

[News.com, Image]


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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