Indonesian Man Claims Cow Seduced Him Into Having Sex

Look at that cow standing there, suggestive look in its eye, bulging udder, tail tucked seductively between its legs–there’s only one thing on that bovine’s mind.

Sex with an 18-year-old Indonesian man.

At least that’s what one Gusti Ngurah Alit is claiming, after a neighbor caught the Indonesian man having his way with a cow.  At least that’s what it looked like to the neighbor after stumbling upon a naked Alit behind said cow, holding onto it’s back.  Maybe it was all just a big misunderstanding.

Or not.

Alit’s argument for having a sexual liason with the cow, was that he didn’t see a cow, he saw a beautiful woman.  Whatever man.  When I see a cow, I see a cow…or a side of beef.

“She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,” Alit said.

Seduced or not, Alit underwent a cleansing ritual, and the village chief where Alit resides gave the cow’s owner $562 for the unlucky animal.  Why?  Because it wasn’t bad enough that the cow was mounted by a horny 18-year-old, it was also drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

Seems to me the only thing cursed by bad luck in that village was the poor cow.

[Calgary Sun]