THERE’S now a perfect gift for the girl who has everything – including a desire to secretly drink while simultaneously getting a breast lift.
The Wine Rack, a sports bra with a plastic “bladder” that can hold an entire bottle of wine, is featured at the BaronBob.com website.
Paul Krasulja of BaronBob boasted to the the New York Daily News
You won’t find this at Victoria’s Secret, I don’t consider it fine-looking lingerie. But it is a good-looking piece
Basically the $US29.95 device is a black sports bra with a polyurethane bladder inside and a drinking tube long enough to sip from.
Add liquid, and the website promises you will turn an A cup into double Ds.
And where, exactly, would you want to sport this piece of equipment?
The website suggests filling it with wine or cocktails and wearing it to “movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings”.
I’m thinking free entry to any AA meeting may also be a good idea with each purchase.
Of course, it goes without saying that too many ‘breast lifts’ using alcoholic beverages may well cost a kidney or liver in years to come.
