New invention helps keep saggy pants just the right amount of saggy

So says Andrew Lewis, the 43-year-old inventor of the “Subs,” a device which helps people who like to wear their pants saggy without losing them altogether, which apparently is a problem many saggy pants wearing people have.

The NY Daily News has more info on how Lewis’ invention actually works…

Part garter belt and part suspenders, the “Subs” gadget fastens around the waist like a belt and is connected to expandable straps that clip onto pants, regulating how low-slung they are.

Lewis is selling his fashionable new invention for $30, and he hopes his accessory will help narrow the gap between “saggers,” and those who choose to wear their pants the way nature intended—normally.

Still, I hope for Lewis’ sake that his new invention catches on, not only for the financial benefits he will reap, but for all of us who have the misfortune of catching an all-too-familiar glimpse of a “saggers” disgusting underwear, or worse, their butt crack.

Remember—crack is wack.

[NY Daily News]


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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