It seems that Vader has finally given up his sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion. Everyone’s favorite Sith Lord traded the light saber and force choking for a regular old semi-automatic handgun when he decided to conjure up an undisclosed amount of cold, hard cash at the Huntington Bank at 3 p.m. last Wednesday. He fled the scene on a BMX.
The perpetrator is described as being a man in his mid 20s, between 5 feet 10 inches and 6 feet tall and 170 pounds. At the time of the robbery he was wearing the aforementioned mask, a black hooded sweatshirt and black sweatpants.