Vader trades light saber for pistol, robs bank


A man wearing a Darth Vader mask is reported to have robbed a bank in Toledo, Ohio.

It seems that Vader has finally given up his sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion. Everyone’s favorite Sith Lord traded the light saber and force choking for a regular old semi-automatic handgun when he decided to conjure up an undisclosed amount of cold, hard cash at the Huntington Bank at 3 p.m. last Wednesday. He fled the scene on a BMX.

The perpetrator is described as being a man in his mid 20s, between 5 feet 10 inches and 6 feet tall and 170 pounds. At the time of the robbery he was wearing the aforementioned mask, a black hooded sweatshirt and black sweatpants.

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C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
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