Russian Leader Abducted by Aliens

Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, a millionaire Russian politician and President of Kalmykia, has told the world recently that he was abducted by aliens. Apparently they wore yellow suits, piloting a ‘half transparent half tube’ spacecraft, and visited his apartment in downtown Moscow on September 18, 1997..

Although admitting that he couldn’t communicate with these human like figures, they were by all accounts very polite. Kirsan tells anyone that will listen that he was given a tour of the craft and maintains they were on earth seeking samples – an interesting concept given his admission that he couldn’t communicate, so it is not clear how he knew this.

He said: “I am often asked which language I used to talk to them. Perhaps, it was on a level of the exchange of ideas.”

The Russian parliament is cautious, even though he is known for his eccentric behaviour. The Russian President has been urged to investigate the claims, and requests have been made for guidelines explaining the appropriate course for any future politicians that may be abducted, especially if those ones have access to State secrets.

I’d suggest a limit on their Vodka intake would probably be a good place to start.

Source + Image [The Sun; Image: Couriermail ]