Weed in keister is mine said man, but crack in crack is not


Manatee County Deputies that stopped 25-year-old Raymond Stanley Roberts said that they became suspicious when they noticed that he smelled strongly of cannabis – and that their suspicions were confirmed when their search led them to between his buttocks.

A quick-thinking Roberts then allegedly told police:

The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.

The white stuff to which he was referring was 27 pieces of rock cocaine. Roberts was charged with possession of rock cocaine and marijuana – and released on Wednesday after he posted a $1,120 bond.

[Bradenton.com]

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