craigslist

  • bass player

    Bassist’s Craigslist Ad Could Be Funniest Ever, Goes Viral

    Thanks to The Daily Swarm for sharing this Craigslist ad from a bassist looking for work. It’s an ad that any aspiring and professional musician, actor, writer, painter, artist of anytime can appreciate, mostly for it’s arrogance, demands and well blatant egotism. It reads: Bass Player Available NOW (Nashville...
  • burglar

    Colorado man reports Craigslist liaison as a burglar after girlfriend comes home early

    You can call this sordid tale a case of boy meets girl (on Craigslist), boy sets up rendezvous with girl, boy’s real girlfriend comes home early, boy calls police to report girl as burglar, boy gets charged with falsely reporting an intrusion.  You know, that old chestnut. Listen up...
  • prostitute

    FAIL: Amateur harlots open shop, get shut down

    While it’s widely known that many prostitutes operate out of hotel rooms, a group of four women ranging in age from 18 to 27 evidently knew little more about the Biz (like subtlety and common sense) and were arrested last Thursday for prostitution. Somewhere between nonchalantly rolling into the...
  • Doc-Brown

    Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me [Job Offer]

    Somebody obviously familiar with Safety Not Guaranteed traveled back in time on April 1st to February 13th, 2011 and posted a very serious ad to Craigslist.org. Evidently, wherever this mysterious time traveler is going, cats aren’t welcome and heavy lifting is essential.  Sounds like 1983 to me!  ...