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  • Top Secret Potter Script Left in Bar

    Hertfordshire, England: A drinker made a surprise discovery in an English bar – someone had left a copy of the screenplay for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows unattended. The film is set to have a few surprises for Potter faithfuls as it departs from J.K. Rowling’s original in...
  • Qatari Diplomat to Walk Over In-flight Smoke, Shoe Bomb Joke

    Washington: The Qatari diplomat whose furtive smoke aboard a United Airlines flight will not be charged with any crime, thanks to his diplomatic immunity. The Qatari ambassador to the United States said that Mohammed Al-Madadi, who was traveling on official business, had made a “mistake”. The “mistake” in question...
  • Man’s Nude Coffee Making Ruled Decent

    Springfield, Virginia:A Virgina man who was accused of indecent exposure when he decided to make a cup of coffee in the nude and was spotted by passers by has had his conviction overturned. It took a Fairfax County Circuit Court jury just 20 minutes to decide that 29-year-old Erick...
  • Husky Sheriff Makes Inmates Pedal For Television

    Maricopa County, Phoenix, Arizona: A visit by Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio to the Tent City Jail in which he witnessed large numbers of overweight inmates resulted in the implementation of a program called “Pedal Vision”. Inmates will now have to ride bicycles to power their televisions. The stationary...
  • Man Killed By Out of Control Manure Hose

    Innerzehent, Austria: A 50-year-old Austrian farmer was killed when he was struck on the head by an out of control manure hose. According to The Austrian Times, the man’s 79-year-old father was unaware of his son’s location began to pump manure onto a steep field by way of the...
  • Felonious Leprechauns Shot Dead On St. Patrick’s Day

    Gallatin, Tennessee: Two men dressed as leprechauns, who were suspected of having robbed a bank on St. Patrick’s Day, are reported to have died of gunshot wounds after a shootout with police. The two suspects, who have yet to be identified, allegedly disabled a patrol car and fired at...
  • Sexting Flight Crew Face Jail

    Dubai, United Arab Emirates: An Indian flight attendant and her cabin services supervisor were convicted of “coercion to commit sin” on the basis of saucy text messages that they exchanged with each other. The pair were originally sentenced to six months in jail, but an appeal reduced the sentence...
  • Job Center Apologizes For Ejecting Jedi Via Force

    Southend, Essex, UK: Chris Jarvis, 31, scored a point for Star Wars fanatics when he received a formal apology over a force-related incident that occurred at an employment center. Jarvis, a member of The International Church of Jediism, was told to remove his hood or leave his local branch...
  • Tradesman Fueled Three-week Sleepless Bender With Evidence Room Drugs

    Maroochydore, Queensland, Australia: Authorities at a police station in Maroochydore, Queensland, unwittingly hired a concrete cutter with a 20-year amphetamine addiction to modify their evidence room. Perth Now reports that while cutting a ventilation hole in an evidence room, 37-year-old Tony Jackson decided to help himself to the biggest...