legal

  • Brazilian woman suffering from anxiety and hypersexuality legally entitled to masturbate at work

    I’m sure there’s a ton of people out there who are glad that this precedent has been set, especially when you find out that the woman pictured here, Ana Catarian Bezerra, is not only legally allowed to masturbate at work, she can also use her employer’s computers to surf...
  • More plastic surgery despite a string of botched operations

    1980’s singer, 51-year-old homosexual Liverpudlian Pete Burnes, revealed recently that he’s had yet another face lift, despite previous procedures maiming him to an extent he thought his face would ‘fall off’ and he’d have to have his lips amputated. Although most are now removed, he unveiled his ‘new face’ with a...
  • Man sues for being deported to wrong country

    A man is suing the Swedish government 17 years after they deported him to the wrong country. Peter Ekweri, was deported to Ghana after the Swedish Aliens Appeals Board decided that he was Ghanan. In his lawsuit, Ekweri – a Ugandan – claims that a police inspector guaranteed that...
  • Weirdest Legal Name Changes

    Twenty-six-year-old Garry Fisher was inspired by the nerdy hero played by Christopher Mintz-Plasse in the comedy film Superbad, for his name change to McLovin . He said the move was meant to remind him to take life less seriously and enjoy himself more. It could be worse I guess. He could...
  • TSA Worker Broke Out Baton Over Body-scanner-related Genital Jibes

    A member of the Miami International Airport security team is on administrative leave after he used a baton to beat a colleague who made light of the size of his package after he walked through a scanner. Forty-four-year-old Rolando Negrin was arrested over the alleged assault, which took place...