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    I thought it was the chocolate milk; turns out, it was a baby

    Melbourne resident Jessica Fogg thought she was having trouble sleeping due to chocolate milk-related stomach pains.  Turns out, she was in labor. According to Fogg, who had recently moved to Melbourne with her boyfriend, she developed an insatiable appetite for Big M brand chocolate milk and thought she was...
  • How to re arrange your face in one easy lesson

    It strikes me that there are several ways to have your face re arranged. The first and most obvious would of course be plastic surgery. The second, would be to walk into a bar full or English Rugby Union supporters and openly express one’s support for the French. Or...
  • Grease helps extract man from shaft

    Chefs at Melbourne’s Crown Casino got a surprise when they heard a frantic voice coming from a ventilation shaft above the ovens. A search and rescue team and paramedics, were dispatched to the scene where they eventually found a 25-year-old man stuck in the shaft. Hot and dehydrated, the man was pulled...
  • Blowing a bubble earns jail time

    Magistrate Rodney Crisp charged Mirza Zukanovic, 20, with contempt and jailed him for 30 days for blowing a bubble in his court. The charge sheet shows that Zukanovic, who was appearing on an assault-related matter, earned Mr Crisp’s wrath after he deliberately blew and popped a bubble of gum...