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  • firebird

    Elderly Oregon man is sued when car thieves are injured in wreck

    Today’s frivolous lawsuit story is brought to you by 35-year-old Joseph Dinwiddie, suing 89-year-old George Hinnencamp for injuries sustained during a car wreck.  However, Hinnencamp was not driving; in fact, Dinwiddie was driving drunk in Hinnencamp’s car, having stolen it just moments earlier. Hinnencamp had previously hired Dinwiddie for...
  • Woman strips nude, gets in body of dead horse to take pictures

    This is just bizarre. A 21-year old woman stripped naked and climbed into the body of a dead horse, then her boyfriend took pictures of it and they posted it to Facebook. And that’s when all hell broke loose. Much of the world seems to be furious and disgusted....
  • heroin for sale

    FAIL: ‘Heroin for sale’ flyers lead to drug bust

    It’s a rough economy for everyone – even drug dealers.  So, perhaps seeking newer customers, the inhabitants of 3937 N Massachusetts Ave in Portland, Oregon began a flyer campaign in their neighborhood. Printed on 8×10″ paper, the flyers boldly announced ‘HEROIN FOR SALE’ and listed a house address, as...
  • When does a pickle taste like lemon?

    A town fair in Portland, Oregon found the Chairman of Multnomah County and his licensing police in a little pickle last week. Seven-year-old  Julie and her mother were surprised when their lemonade stand, charging 50 cents a cup, had an unannounced visit from a county inspector asking to see their restaurant license. They...
  • Convicted Felon Allegedly a Piggyback Man

    Sherwin Shayegan was arrested earlier this week on a drug-related warrant. But drugs are not his fetish. Shayegan, it would seem, has a penchant for, of all things, piggyback rides. That’s right… a grown man. My daughter gave up piggyback rides when she was 10, which coincided with my back...