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  • Wife bit off husband’s tongue in heat of passion

    A Wisconsin woman found herself charged with mayhem-domestic violence after things soured in her marital bed two nights ago. Karen Lueders, believed to be in her 50’s, is accused of biting off half of her 79-year-old husband’s tongue when he refused a request to “toss her salad” on the...
  • A good reason for health insurance

    In what can only be described as a parents nightmare, this video shows that some people never grow up… and some are lucky if they get to grow up at all – a collection of people of various ages doing stupid things. My personal favorite, the guy who misses...
  • Pneumatic prank likely staged, most probably painful [video]

    I’m really hoping that this video was staged, because friends should not shoot each other in the abdomen with giant, extremely powerful air cannons. Or perhaps the guys in white coats simply underestimated the power of fat air? ...
  • “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” cheat mows off three toes

    Charles Ingram, 47, first came to fame nine years ago when he correctly answered the £1million on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. He then became more famous when it was discovered that he had cheated his way to victory by having his wife and another accomplice cough whenever...
  • Space, it’s hell on your fingernails

    Apparently, the worst thing about going to space is what happens to your fingernails. A recent study of the injuries suffered by astronauts found that at least 22 had experienced fingernail delamination (fingernail loss). While 22 separate cases might not sound like a lot, when you consider how many...
  • Teenager learns about laser safety warnings the hard way

    A 15-year-old Swiss boy burned two holes in his retina trying to create a laser show with his newly purchased green laser pointer. The boy had originally purchased the laser pointer for the usual reasons: …to use as a toy for popping balloons from a distance and burning holes...
  • How not to fire a watermelon out of a slingshot

    The video that you see below came from The Amazing Race. Our subject finds herself firing watermelons from some old-school looking slingshots at a renaissance faire. After initially demonstrating some slingshotting prowess, things come dramatically awry – with painful but hilarious results. She walked away from it all with...
  • Gun-toting hiker blasted through buttock in Blewett Pass

    A 52-year-old man was preparing for a hike in Blewett Pass when he decided to move his 40-caliber Smith & Wesson from its safe, but uncomfortable holster to his unsafe but comfortable back pocket – it was a big mistake. Darrel Elam’s pistol accidentally discharged. The bullet shot down...
  • Man sliced off own junk at airport… to avoid extradition

    A Kazakh man is in a serious condition in a Madrid hospital after slicing off his own penis at a Madrid’s Barajas airport to avoid extradition. The 52-year-old man, who has not been named, had completed a five-year sentence for committing a violent crime and was due to be...