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  • Oops she did it again: British woman may be jailed (again) over boisterous sex sessions

    A British woman is facing jail over claims that she engaged in a spot of loud shagging after a court order banned her from doing so. Caroline Cartwright, 49, was issued with a four-year anti-social behavior order (ASBO) after moving into her present home in 2007. Caroline and husband...
  • Poker Playing Preacher Shot For Cheating

    Patricia Clark,a 51-year-old preacher, was known to play a mean hand of poker – unfortunately for her, one of her friends thought that she was augmenting her skills with some underhanded tactics. She might have died for it. On the fateful night, she had stopped by at the home...
  • Former Vice Presidential Candidate’s Mug Inked On Marine’s Posterior

    Gunnery sergeant Benjamin Lepping likes tattoos that remind him of where he has been. To commemorate an enjoyable trip to Australia he got a tattoo of the Southern Cross, but how he ended up with a Sarah Palin tattoo on his left buttock is best explained in his own...
  • Dick Smith Renamed Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand

    Apparently the name Richard Smith just didn’t cut it for the 41-year-old care worker who is now known as Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand. The Carlisle, UK man changed his name by deed poll, and must now go about changing his bank, tax and work details in order to solidify the...
  • Helpline Priest’s Snoozing Dissuaded Suicidal Caller

    A suicidal man was left feeling so angry that he lost the will to kill himself after the priest at the suicide helpline that he called fell asleep. When the 44-year-old man called emergency services at 2am on Friday reporting to be feeling “psychologically unstable”, he call was forwarded...
  • Job Center Apologizes For Ejecting Jedi Via Force

    Southend, Essex, UK: Chris Jarvis, 31, scored a point for Star Wars fanatics when he received a formal apology over a force-related incident that occurred at an employment center. Jarvis, a member of The International Church of Jediism, was told to remove his hood or leave his local branch...
  • Prostitute Guilt is the “New HIV”

    Guilt can drive people to all sorts of extremes. Doctors say it was guilt from using prostitutes and “HIV phobia” that caused “hundreds” of Chinese men to convince themselves and each other that they were stricken with a new sexually transmitted disease that had HIV-like symptoms. While it is...
  • Man Carried 9.4 Miles By Strangers in NYC (Video)

    In his video, Man Carried 9.4 Miles by Strangers in NYC, Mark Malkoff attempts to disprove the myth that New Yorkers are unfriendly by getting strangers to carry him. He was kind enough to capture their efforts on video. Malkoff wrote: Here’s a new video entitled, “Man Carried 9.4...
  • Plastic Surgeon Shot Down Stripper’s Third Breast Request

    A Croatian-based plastic surgeon has revealed that he a Milan-based stripper requested that he give her a third breast. A plastic surgeon in Croatia has revealed that he refused to perform an operation on a stripper who wanted him to make a third breast for her. According to the...