Random Absurdity

  • Number plate revoked over cannibalistic connotations

    A sharp-minded Virginia-based Redditor’s humorous personalized number plate has been revoked because, in combination with the text at the bottom of the plate (“Kids first”), “EATTHE” became “EAT THE KIDS FIRST”. So long story short, while most normal-minded people thought the whole cannibalism joke was funny, a small-minded person...
  • Catfish noodling, a painful way to get fed and have fun

    If you’ve never eaten catfish before, you really should try – they seriously, seriously make up for their boniness in taste. With their rows of really sharp teeth, they make a formidable adversary; more so it seems if you decide to skip using a rod and reel and use...
  • Prepare your car for the zombie apocalypse [video]

    The team at Mighty Car Mods explain the ins and outs of getting your vehicle ready for a pandemic of zombieism. It is a fairly long video, but is definitely worth watching if you like zombies and/or being prepared....
  • Now with more light sabers, Darth Vader as Monty Python’s Black Knight [video]

    If the original trilogy is to be believed, there is no shortage of highly-functional prostheses in the far away galaxy that Lord Vader calls his home – lucky for him because he takes some serious damage in the most famous one-sided duel of all time. ...
  • How to survive a zombie apocalypse and stick to your Christmas plan

    The folks at Team Unicorn FTW have put together this wonderful instructional video on how to survive a zombie attack over the holidays. It includes useful tips like not prioritizing one’s pies, giving children guns, and what to do when grandma gets bitten. ...
  • A phone with a most unfortunate name [Poop Love]

    I’m not sure if this is the “Poop Love” or the “Love Poop” either way you’d think whomever was responsible would have Googled the name, it could have saved them and any future customers from a whole lot of embarrassment....
  • Luke Skywalker piñata lets you let off steam and get candy

    If you have watched the original Star Wars trilogy as an adult, you have hopefully come to the same conclusion as me on the character of Monsieur Skywalker: he is, to put it bluntly, more than a little annoying. So turning him into a piñata that you get to...
  • Frank Lloyd Wright’s “Fallingwater” in gingerbread

    Fallingwater is arguably one of the most famous houses on the planet, so it makes sense that we would see it in gingerbread. Melodie and Brenton painstakingly recreated the architectural masterpiece out of 12 square feet of gingerbread dough. •It took over 12 hours to design •It took Brenton...
  • My Festivus miracle

    I have a confession to make, this year’s Festivus miracle did not take place on Festivus, I’m not even entirely sure that it took place in December – but because the events that transpired that fateful late-afternoon in November or December were infinitely more exciting than anything that has...