Science and Tech

  • Too Much Texting Leaves Teen With Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

    Mundelein, Illinois: Carpal tunnel syndrome was once largely the domain of middle-aged secretaries who spent all day typing. Now we are starting to see people develop the debilitating condition from other finger-based activities, like texting. Take the example of 16-year-old Annie Levitz, who sent more than 100 text messages...
  • Low-lying New Moore Island No Longer On The Map

    New Moore Island, Bay of Bengal:The fate of an island in the Bay of Bengal may be a preview of what is to come for other low-lying islands around the world. Recent satellite images show that it has sunk beneath the sea. The island is believed to have emerged...
  • Biodegradable Bone Screws May Spare Patients the Blade

    Bone screws are described by the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons as being “used for internal fixation more often than any other type of implant.” They are a versatile little piece of technology that has helped many people recover from painful injuries only to need surgery again because many...
  • Man Finds Terrifying Way To Test Whether Lava Lamp Would Work On Jupiter

    Ottawa, Canada: Thanks to its immense size, Jupiter’s force of gravity is 2.5 times that of Earth. Neil Fraser set about testing whether this extra gravity would affect the functionality of a common lava lamp, but first he needed equipment that would allow him to replicate the gravity of...
  • South Korean iPod Fingers Spared From Cold By Sausage Styluses

    The recent cold weather in South Korea is reportedly responsible for the recent spike in sales of CJ Corporation’s snack sausages – they are selling like hot cakes, but not because people are hungry. The electrostatic properties of the meaty edibles allow them to be used as a stylus....
  • “Most Detailed” Pictures Of Pluto Ever, Not Really All That Detailed

    When NASA announced the release of the most detailed pictures of Pluto that have ever been seen, I must admit to having experienced a certain level of excitement. After all, it is not very often that one gets a chance to get a good look at the distant dwarf...
  • Is That A Freaky-looking Debris Cloud NASA is Depicting Or Is Today a Good Day To Die?

    This object, which was first picked up by MIT’s LINEAR, was so incredible that it demanded a second look. NASA repositioned the Hubble and captured a beautiful shot of a debris cloud orbiting between Mars and Jupiter that bears more than a passing resemblance to a Klingon Bird of...
  • Russian Porn Hackers Sauce Up Giant Billboard

    A giant television screen used as a billboard was hacked to turn a street in central Moscow into a makeshift pornographic theater. Metro reports that the saucy display caused a traffic jam as motorists stopped to take a look. Viktor Laptev, commercial director of advertising firm Panno.ru who owns...
  • Electrosensitive Activists “Sickened” By Inactive Radio Tower

    South African “electrosensitive” activists who claimed to have experienced terrible symptoms caused by their local packet-data radio tower seem to have ended up with a little egg on their faces. The tower that allegedly triggered their symptoms was actually switched off during the time that they experienced them, suggesting...