security

  • britneyspears

    Britney Spears Music Used To Fight Pirates

    Forget those pirate movies where the good guys shoot the bad guys with guns and cannons. All you need is a little Britney Spears to keep those water traveling bandits away. It’s true. Ships fighting to keep pirates away as they sail through the Horn of Africa are blasting...
  • Man barred from flight for Transformers shirt

    Airport security at Britain’s Heathrow airport prevented a man from boarding a jet not because he was wearing a Transformers t-shirt. Brad Jayakody, 30, was somewhat taken aback when he was told that he would not be able to enter the plane wearing what he was wearing. When he...
  • obese

    The biggest losers?

    Two obviously obese women, Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, both from Oklahoma City, face charges of allegedly using their body fat to conceal $2600 worth of stolen store merchandise . Security Staff caught them stuffing items under their stomach fat and breasts, with one managing to conceal a pair of leather boots...
  • Brazilian authorities detain self-pantsing United pilot

    A 49-year-old United Airlines pilot was detained by authorities after he dropped his pants during a routine security screening at Rio de Janeiro Airport. It has been alleged that when asked to remove his belt and shoes, pilot Michael D. Slynn gave security screeners more than they bargained for…...
  • TSA Worker Broke Out Baton Over Body-scanner-related Genital Jibes

    A member of the Miami International Airport security team is on administrative leave after he used a baton to beat a colleague who made light of the size of his package after he walked through a scanner. Forty-four-year-old Rolando Negrin was arrested over the alleged assault, which took place...