smoking

  • Smoking causes saggy breasts!

    It’s been known for a long time that smoking is bad for you. There was a saying a while back that went along the lines of “Every cigarette you smoke, reduces your lifespan by 11 minutes.” which is of course ironic considering 11 minutes is about how long it...
  • Foul-mouthed French smoker arrested over in-flight assault

    A 34-year-old French national will be discovering the nuances of the American legal system after he was charged with assault and interfering with flight personnel. The criminal complaint against one Franck Lebrun said that he “did knowingly and intentionally assault and intimidate a flight crew member and flight attendant...
  • Cops confuse smoking on window ledge with suicide attempt

    When two police officers happened upon 40-year-old trial lawyer Mark Moody smoking on his window ledge, they became concerned that he might be trying to harm himself. Understand, they were not concerned that the plethora of carcinogens contained within the cigarette that he was smoking were injuring his lungs...