Loud Love Gets British Woman Locked Up

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UPDATE: It seems that Ms. Cartwright has kept herself busy since she was released on a suspended sentence and has been charged with breaching her ASBO again.
A 48-year-old British woman has been jailed for breaching an anti-social behavior order (ASBO) three times in ten days. The ASBO was issued after Caroline Cartwright and husband Steve’s loud lovemaking sessions attracted more than 25 noise complaints from neighbors, it forbids her from making excessive noise anywhere in Britain.

Police arrested Cartwright after she breached the ASBO for the third time since it was issued on April 17. She was then remanded in custody.

According to neighbor Rachel O’Connor, who was disturbed by the sounds:

I heard sounds of a sexual nature, they were really loud, and there was a lot of moaning and groaning and screaming as if in pain. It wasn’t just the woman, it came from both parties.

The couple have shown little sign of slowing down, Rachel O’Connor noted that when she moved into the apartment in 2007, the boisterous sessions would start at midnight and proceed until 3 a.m. In recent days, they would start at 6:30 a.m. and continue until 9:00. [Daily Mail]

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3 Comments on this post.
  • Harley Quinn
    29 April 2009 at 9:35 pm
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    Anywhere in Britain? Geez. Bad luck for her if she gets raped or murdered or witnesses one, she can’t yell 😛

  • Harley Quinn
    29 April 2009 at 4:35 pm
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    Anywhere in Britain? Geez. Bad luck for her if she gets raped or murdered or witnesses one, she can’t yell 😛

  • Oops she did it again: British woman may be jailed (again) over raucous sex sessions | We Interrupt
    29 June 2010 at 8:50 pm
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    […] Caroline Cartwright, 49, was issued with a four-year anti-social behavior order (ASBO) after moving into her present home in 2007. Caroline and husband Steve would keep their neighbors awake with three-hour sex sessions that lasted until the wee hours of the morning. Their nocturnal activities are said to have attracted more than 25 noise complaints. […]

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