Business Cards Made of…Meat?

meatConsider this innovative idea to be deliciously brilliant–or brilliantly delicious.

A small, Pennsylvania-based company is in the process of creating business cards made of meat jerky, with your contact info burned onto the meat cards via a 150 watt CO2 laser.

While the meat cards are not yet available, a spokesperson for the company says that hundreds of people have signed up to be notified when the meat cards do become available.

Safe to assume that list contains zero vegetarians or PETA members. [News:Lite]

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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
3 Comments on this post.
  • Van
    19 May 2009 at 2:24 am
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    There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

  • Van
    19 May 2009 at 2:24 am
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    There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

  • Van
    18 May 2009 at 9:24 pm
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    There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

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