It’s October, which means two things–fall is here, and the World Series is on. And like every year, tickets to the annual fall classic are in high demand.
This year’s matchup features the defending champion Philadelphia Phillies, taking on perennial powerhouse, the New York Yankees. Needless to say, tickets will be hard to come by.
For many fans, money is the biggest obstacle to overcome for tickets. So they get creative.
Just like Susan Finkelstein.
Police say Finkelstein took out a Craigslist ad, in which she described herself as a “gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan” trying to score World Series tickets. Her ad went on to say, “I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”
Apparently helping each other meant sex for tickets.
An undercover cop answered the ad, and Finkelstein allegedly offered sexual favors in exchange for baseball tickets. She was arrested for prostitution, and of course, did not get tickets to see her beloved Phillies.
[CBS News]
The bad guy here is the cop. Seriously, didn’t he have anything better to do than harass a woman just trying to get tickets to sports game?
I swear these cops are actually pervs getting off on almost hooking up with prostitutes. What are they doing browsing the web anyway? Seriously? Stop the serious crimes and stop ‘pretending’ to be some big important take-a-bite-outta-crime guy when you’re really just fantasizing about these women.
Deputy Dick: “Uh hey Joe why are you looking at the adult ads on craigslist?”
Deputy Joe: “Uh uhhhhh…. virus… puh-puh-popups ya, i mean no I’m doing seeeecret undercover busts on cheating housewives.”
Deputy Dick: “Are you really going to rationalize your blatant perversion?”
Deputy Joe: “Uh but dick…”
Deputy Dick: “Ahahaaaa you know I do the same thing AHAHAHA”
Deputy Joe: “HAHAHAAHA lets call it a night and go beat our wives.”
My viewpoint has always been that, if harm-minimization is the goal, prostitution should be legal. When it is illegal, it is underground and the wrong sorts of people control the industry. Making it legal makes it subject to regulation, reduces exploitation and keeps things clean.
keeps things clean
So to speak. 😉
I in know way condone prostitution, but really how long are we going to live in denial that our next-door neighbors are engaging in prostitution (Yes, even and especially in the fancy ‘hoods).
These glorified pigs pat each other on the back when really they are just wasting time. Here’s the real question. In taxes, how much did this whole “bust” cost us in police work, judicial work, administrative work, as well as housing this so called criminal. If she wants to be a ho and ruin her life then let her.
Police are not doing any good. Just trying to get brownie points from shut in suburban families who fear the real world.
errr… “I, in no way” ***
its late, dont judge me 😉
The bad guy here is the cop. Seriously, didn’t he have anything better to do than harass a woman just trying to get tickets to sports game?
I swear these cops are actually pervs getting off on almost hooking up with prostitutes. What are they doing browsing the web anyway? Seriously? Stop the serious crimes and stop ‘pretending’ to be some big important take-a-bite-outta-crime guy when you’re really just fantasizing about these women.
Deputy Dick: “Uh hey Joe why are you looking at the adult ads on craigslist?”
Deputy Joe: “Uh uhhhhh…. virus… puh-puh-popups ya, i mean no I’m doing seeeecret undercover busts on cheating housewives.”
Deputy Dick: “Are you really going to rationalize your blatant perversion?”
Deputy Joe: “Uh but dick…”
Deputy Dick: “Ahahaaaa you know I do the same thing AHAHAHA”
Deputy Joe: “HAHAHAAHA lets call it a night and go beat our wives.”
My viewpoint has always been that, if harm-minimization is the goal, prostitution should be legal. When it is illegal, it is underground and the wrong sorts of people control the industry. Making it legal makes it subject to regulation, reduces exploitation and keeps things clean.
keeps things clean
So to speak. 😉
I in know way condone prostitution, but really how long are we going to live in denial that our next-door neighbors are engaging in prostitution (Yes, even and especially in the fancy ‘hoods).
These glorified pigs pat each other on the back when really they are just wasting time. Here’s the real question. In taxes, how much did this whole “bust” cost us in police work, judicial work, administrative work, as well as housing this so called criminal. If she wants to be a ho and ruin her life then let her.
Police are not doing any good. Just trying to get brownie points from shut in suburban families who fear the real world.
errr… “I, in no way” ***
its late, dont judge me 😉