Bomb Technicians Destroy Box Full Of Excrement

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A suspicious package addressed to the mayor of Woodland’s, Washington prompted employees to call the police department; who brought in the bomb squad.

When an X-ray of the package failed to determine what was inside, the bomb squad decided that the safest option would be destruction by water cannon; not the best move for a box full of feces.

Police were unable to determine whether the feces was human or animal, however, they could reveal an apparent motive.

According to Woodland Police Chief Rob Stephenson:

The assumption would be that this is some kind of political statement, possibly about a recent raise in city water and sewer rates.

The incident bears some striking similarities to a certain, well-worn childish prank.

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C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
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