DUI Suspect Tells Cop, “Dude, I Do This Every Night”

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Pulled over with a blood-alcohol content that was almost four times the state’s legal limit, the ironically named Zachary Duis explained to police that for him, driving after consuming alcohol was something of a pastime.

Duis exclaimed:

Dude, I do this every night; I’m straight up and not drunk!

A northwest Indiana man was arrested early this morning near Portage for driving with a blood-alcohol level almost four times the state’s legal limit of .08 percent.

After failing two field sobriety tests, the 24-year-old was arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and two outstanding warrants for resisting law enforcement and furnishing alcohol to a minor.

A certified breath test revealed Duis’ blood alcohol content to be .30.

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C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
One Comment
  • Mira
    10 January 2011 at 5:53 pm
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    He’s not ironically named, he’s appropriately named. If he was ironically named he’d be called Sober or something.

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