Man Performs Birdshot Vasectomy On Daughter’s Boyfriend


Santa Rosa County, Florida: A 29-year-old has been released from hospital after being shot in the groin by his girlfriend’s father.

PNJ.com reports that deputies were already dispatched to deal with a noise complaint on Lost Bottoms Lane in Navarre at 12:51 a.m., when they heard what sounded like a large caliber gunshot. That sound was 48-year-old William Russell Kelly Jr. discharging a round of birdshot from a .45-caliber revolver into Randall Carter’s nether regions.

Bleeding and wounded, Randall Carter and his uninjured 18-year-old girlfriend Amanda Kelly ran to deputies when arrived at the scene.

Mr. Kelly explained:

I shot him in the nuts with birdshot because he was beating my daughter.

His daughter, however, told a different story and told deputies that her father had fired on her older boyfriend:

Because he hates him, dude! That’s it.

In examining Kelly’s silver-colored Taurus, a five-shot .45-caliber revolver known as “The Judge”, investigators noted an empty birdshot casing in the chamber, along with three other unfired birdshot rounds – the last shot was a lead slug.

William Kelly was charged with aggravated battery with intent to cause bodily harm or disability and later released from Santa Rosa County Jail on $20,000 bond.

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    18 February 2010 at 9:54 am
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  • palfrei
    20 February 2010 at 3:02 am
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    What happened to the boyfriend’s manhood?

    • C. S. Magor
      20 February 2010 at 3:07 am
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      Considering that it was birdshot, and that he was already released from hospital – it is probably all still intact but very painful.

    • C. S. Magor
      20 February 2010 at 3:07 am
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      Considering that it was birdshot, and that he was already released from hospital – it is probably all still intact but very painful.

  • palfrei
    20 February 2010 at 3:02 am
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    What happened to the boyfriend’s manhood?

  • palfrei
    19 February 2010 at 10:02 pm
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    What happened to the boyfriend’s manhood?

    • C. S. Magor
      19 February 2010 at 10:07 pm
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      Considering that it was birdshot, and that he was already released from hospital – it is probably all still intact but very painful.

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