Croatian Penis Ready For Action After Lightning Strike
Perkovci, Croatia: Plenty of people get a little nervous at the sound of thunder, but 35-year-old Zoran Jukovic has a better reason to than most – three years ago lightning struck his penis.
Croatian Times reports that since the fateful day, Jurkovic has had trouble going outside after hearing thunder.
Zoran, who was nicknamed “The Thunderous” by his friends, told Croatian tabloid 24 Sata that he is happy that his penis still works:
My friends used to tease me, and I used to tease them back saying my penis might have extraordinary ability, but it doesn’t.
He describes what happened on the day that he nearly died:
Most of the bike melted. The doctors said that I must have been hit by tens of thousands of volts, but that the rubber in the tyres saved my life.
Though I must admit to a little skepticism on this one, if true the story is true, then Jukovic is simultaneously one of the luckiest and unluckiest people on the planet.
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He must truly discharge energy when ejaculating.